Me: I need a boyfriend so I’m not the awkward 5th wheel..
Friend: That’s not a reason to get a boyfriend….. The reason to get a boyfriend is because dick is awesome.
Me: I thought you would say something meaningful like, “Because you’re a good person and deserve someone who’s good to you.”
Friend: Oh, well, that too.❞
Firend: Mini golf is awesome…when you play it right.
Me: How do you play it right?
Friend: ….Like hockey…
My friend Tyler is trying to lose weight and he asked my other friend Orlando to train him. Tyler was embarrassed to go to the gym though so Orlando is taking care of that by dressing up as characters when they go to the gym so that the focus isn’t on Tyler but on himself. So far Tyler has been trained by a Jedi and steampunk Batman. This is one of the nicest things I have ever seen done for someone else.
Orlando’s kindness blows me away.
this is boss
This is amazing!